Oreo Flavors, Accurately Renamed

It’s been a long while since I’ve gotten words in front of you dear readers. Did you think I forgot about you? Or that I retired from wasting your time on the internet? Well the answers to those questions are: no, and not yet. respectively. I’ve come back to you after long hours of research and deliberation to bring you the below list. I’ve long been under the impression that Oreo’s are the greatest mass-produced cookie sandwich ever, but that their flavors aren’t properly named. It’s time to rectify that. This list isn’t exhaustive of the bazillion flavors out in the wild, but I feel it’s a solid start.

Diet Oreo

Original Oreo: Diet Oreos

Double Stuf Oreo: Oreos

Oreo Thins: Why Bothers

Reduced Fat Oreo: See Oreo Thins

Lemon Oreo: Spring Mistakes

Watermelon Oreo: Summer Mistakes

S’more Oreo: S’moreos or Fall Miracles

Oreo Candy Cane: Winter Mistakes

Mega Stuf Oreo: Dinner

Golden Oreo: Southern Oreos

southern oreo

Chocolate Creme Oreo: Oreo Choco Overloads

Triple Double Oreo: Oreo Hybrids

Mint Creme Oreo: Oreo FRESH

Berry Oreo: It’s Not Actual Fruit So Don’t Lie to Yourself’s

Oreo Fudge Cremes: Mini Oreo Pies

Mint Oreo Fudge Cremes: Oreo Breath Mints

Peanut Butter Creme Oreo: Sure, Why Not’s?

Cookie Dough Oreo: Needs Real Cookie Dough’s

Double Stuf Heads or Tails Oreo: Race Relations

Birthday Cake Oreo: Just Put Oreo’s on Your Birthday Cakes

Limeade Oreo: GTFO’s

Oreo Creme Filled Chips Ahoy!: Abominations

Not Allowed.

Not Allowed.


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