It’s been a long while since I’ve gotten words in front of you dear readers. Did you think I forgot about you? Or that I retired from wasting your time on the internet? Well the answers to those questions are: no, and not yet. respectively. I’ve come back to you after long hours of research and deliberation to bring you the below list. I’ve long been under the impression that Oreo’s are the greatest mass-produced cookie sandwich ever, but that their flavors aren’t properly named. It’s time to rectify that. This list isn’t exhaustive of the bazillion flavors out in the wild, but I feel it’s a solid start.
Original Oreo: Diet Oreos
Double Stuf Oreo: Oreos
Oreo Thins: Why Bothers
Reduced Fat Oreo: See Oreo Thins
Lemon Oreo: Spring Mistakes
Watermelon Oreo: Summer Mistakes
S’more Oreo: S’moreos or Fall Miracles
Oreo Candy Cane: Winter Mistakes
Mega Stuf Oreo: Dinner
Golden Oreo: Southern Oreos
Chocolate Creme Oreo: Oreo Choco Overloads
Triple Double Oreo: Oreo Hybrids
Mint Creme Oreo: Oreo FRESH
Berry Oreo: It’s Not Actual Fruit So Don’t Lie to Yourself’s
Oreo Fudge Cremes: Mini Oreo Pies
Mint Oreo Fudge Cremes: Oreo Breath Mints
Peanut Butter Creme Oreo: Sure, Why Not’s?
Cookie Dough Oreo: Needs Real Cookie Dough’s
Double Stuf Heads or Tails Oreo: Race Relations
Birthday Cake Oreo: Just Put Oreo’s on Your Birthday Cakes
Limeade Oreo: GTFO’s
Oreo Creme Filled Chips Ahoy!: Abominations
Feel free to add your own below!